Cram it, cakeface!

cram (krm)

v. crammed, cram·ming, crams

v.tr.

1. To force, press, or squeeze into an insufficient space; stuff.

2. To fill too tightly.

3.

a. To gorge with food.

b. To eat quickly and greedily.

cakeface (keykfeys)  Slang

n. 

1. insult, often towards somebody characterized by the excessive consumption of cake 

I like to think it sums me up quite nicely.